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intent of this policy to avoid the possibility of any future misunderstandings if your ideas are similar to those we or
our associates have in development now, or have developed independently. This is for our legal protection as well
as yours. Therefore, we must regretfully request that you do not send us any creative materials such as stories,
character ideas, treatments, artwork, videos, sketches, music, screenplays, or books ("Unsolicited Submissions"). We will
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This means we won’t talk to writers we don’t know. Further:
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New York before a single arbitrator appointed by the American Arbitration Association. The prevailing party in any such
arbitration has the right to recover its reasonable attorney’s fees and costs from the other party.
To sum it up: Don't. Send. Us. Any. Unsolicited. Submissions. EVAHHHHHH! A’ight?